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Top 10 least fuckable men in fiction
- Dr. Evil
- The Devil
- Satan
- The Joker
- Kingpin
- Norman Borlaug (real man)
- Vladamir Putin (made man)
- Zelenskyy (Ukrainian leader)
- Gandalf the Wise (made man)
The sheer BALLS to put Dr Evil up top i respect you so hard frank but your taste is relatively mid
I don’t know that Dr. Evil isn’t pretty much at the same level as most of the others here. He’s clearly at least on par with Borlaug and Putin and at most maybe above (I actually just checked and Borlaug has never been described as fuckable). (If you want some sort of counterargument to that last link, check out the phrase “banging a gopher”)
I think Gandalf is the only person in that list I might possibly endorse. He has an ambiguous and perhaps not-unlikeable look, and his name means he is “of the wise.”
I don’t like Kingpin because I tend to read him as a very sexless person, and that would not work with the rest of the list.
For reference, this is my ranking of the list so far:
- Dr. Evil (1, 2)
- Zelenskyy/Ukrainian President (0)
- Borlaug
- Satan
- The Devil (I like that list, for some reason, it makes me feel like a 16th century Protestant. At least Borlaug is clean and unblemished in some way.)
- Putin
- Kingpin
- Jesus (yes, as a metaphor for God’s mercy and forgiveness)
- Gandalf the Wise
(I should also mention that I have yet to watch any of the movies that are featured in this list)
(If anyone wants to ask me not to post this ranking, please let me know and I will just pretend it was a private mental joke)
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