One day, for reasons yet unknown, you will be confronted with a little plastic man with a blue nose and a pink wig.

Is he a friend or foe? Can I turn him into a best friend in either case?

He says “Hello,” “Yes,” and “What?” and “Nice to see you,” depending on which of the four faces on his head he happens to be looking at at the moment (the one he is currently looking at is labelled “Hello”)

If you press a button labeled “Make him a friend” he will do a happy little dance, perhaps even sing the “I’m Having a Ball” song or possibly the “Glad to Be Here” song, depending on which one of his four facial expressions he is making at the moment of press

If you press the button labeled “Turn him into a best friend” he will suddenly stop dancing and give you a very pointed look, which may be one of those “slightly angry, slightly disappointed” looks, or possibly one of those “I understand everything about you and I hate you” looks. (The button will say “I hate him” and “I understand him.”)

“But I love him!” he will probably say, or “He’s just like me!”

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